A soft, everyday tee with a sharp sense of humor. This lightweight cotton shirt carries a minimalist checklist on the front that reads “Single” (checked), “In a Relationship,” and “Happily Married,” while the back delivers the punchline in bold text: “Due to a SHORTAGE in QUALIFIED CANDIDATES!” Clean lines and warm, golden print give the design a confident, playful voice — the kind of shirt you slip on when you want to spark a laugh or start a conversation. It wears like a favorite: breathable, smooth, and gently fitted at the shoulders. Wear it to casual meetups, laid-back dates, rallies, or while out with friends who appreciate dry, clever humor. The understated color palette keeps the message the star without shouting, so it fits easily into everyday wardrobes that favor witty, wearable statements.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (blends used in some heathers)
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, smooth look
- Durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape to resist stretching
- DTG and DTF printing methods used for crisp sleeve, neck, and body prints
- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors